To be original, I thought I’d comment on the Oscars today

• Theme of my night: “Crushed by Crash”…I was pulling for Brokeback or Good Night and Good Luck
• Philip Seymour Hoffman: Psyched he won, well deserved, but any other year it would have been Heath in a heartbeat.
• Best Dressed: Michelle Williams
• Biggest WTF Moment: Charlize Theron’s dress
• Felicity Huffman was robbed.
• Jessica Alba: WHY are you famous?
• Jon Stewart saved all.